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My Pen Is Massive T-Shirt

My Pen Is Massive T-Shirt

Regular price $26.00
Regular price Sale price $26.00
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Product Details

  • Premium mid-weight graphic tee
  • Streamlined unisex fit
  • Vivid colours, wash after wash
  • Luxuriously soft jersey knit cotton

Our signature soft-style™ tees are expertly engineered to keep your torso covered and your personality fully exposed.

Made with 100% silky smooth cotton in a semi fitted style, this shirt is guaranteed to keep you comfy while making your chest the undisputed life of the party.

Size Guide

All our t-shirts, hoodies and sweatshirts are made in line with the unisex size chart below. If you find yourself in between two sizes, we recommend going for the larger size for maximum comfort.

Shipping Times

All items are made to order in the UK and sent via tracked postage. See below for how long it'll take for your order to be freshly printed and delivered to your doorstep. 


Location Estimate

UK & Ireland

2-4 Days


2-6 Days


3-8 Days

Rest Of World

7-14 Days


Returns & Exchanges


We offer a 60 day money back guarantee on all items, all orders, all year round. If you aren't 100% happy with your items for any reason we'll happily provide a refund or replacement, no questions asked.


If you'd like to exchange an item in your order for another product in our store for any reason, please send us an email with the details of your request at or use the contact us page.


Once you have posted your item to the returns address, all items will be logged and your refund will be processed. The order amount will automatically be refunded to your credit card or original method of payment, within a certain amount of days. Please note that depending on your bank/payment provider, the funds may take 1-3 business days to appear in your account.


To return your product, you should mail it to:
Unit 8 2A Barrington Road London SW9 7DL

To ensure that your refund/exchange is processed as quickly as possible, please ensure you provide the key information such as your order number and full name.

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